Hurrah, Hurrah.

In my opinion, this day is the most useless of my life. Many sharp edges have been drawn, many pencils have been left unsharpened and many scribbles are yet to be erased. Guess what, it is because of *drum roll please* you!

Why do you have to eat up my time only because you are required to do so? I mean, we all have our lives. Why urge yourself to be in my position when it is you in fact who have been at the top? You don't have to do this for me. I am flattered.

And, surprises, you made me go haywire. You destroyed my daily routines. Even my speeches of "leave me alone" or "ignore me, please" didn't worked. I had been worrying that someday, you may be able to interfere even with my most confidential affairs. How stupid are you? Or, rather, how stupid AM I?

Just to tell you, your dirty scheme worked again. Good for you! You are, at least, still useful! Even as if it is meant to destroy, I wish that you will continue what you have been doing in ages and maybe, just maybe, you will reconsider yourself how ignorant you are. Why? Can't you tell? I love you!

PS: Whoever you are, damn you. You are so so adorable to me. I wish I could just hang you like an afterwashed teddy bear in a clothesline and letting you drip with water. Maybe I could see you in an opposite way as I can see you now.